Sometimes my own laugh scares the hell out of me
I’m like, “Was that me?”
(Source: whatthefuuudge, via dumbledores-beard)
When talking about a crush…
Normal people…
My friends and I…
(Source: wellthiswillbeawkward, via thegirlintheblue)
I hate the word homophobia.
It is not a phobia.
You are not scared.
You are just an asshole.
(via letthegamesbegin-)
If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the U.S.
- Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
- Government: Then don't get one.
- Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
- Government: You don't have to use it.
- Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
- Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
- Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
- Government: Take them to church.
Bo Burnham's statistics
- Approximately 33.33% of the Jonas Brothers have diabetes
- 1 out of every 4 kids with the initials ADD actually have it, and 4 out of 4 kids with the initials ADHD have an annoying, self-righteous mother who wouldn't shut the fuck up and take her husband's last name
- Here's a fun one. 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk.... It's Millard Fillmore, you racists.
- The average child of Sarah Palin has 46.2 chromosomes.
- The average person has one fallopian tube.
- The average penis length is 5 and a half inches, and the average length of a man who Googles "average penis length" is 3 and a half inches.
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This is what our teacher taught us on the last day of French class. Did I mention she’s awesome?
using this in french class tomorrow
I will always reblog colorful french language
(Source: itsadamparker, via letthegamesbegin-)
